End of Day the Seventh
A skinny mob, incensed by the gluttonous tendencies of the Dorkins family, converged upon one unfortunate contestant in particular the seventh day:
Albert Dorkins: 5 votes
Man-in-the-Moon: 3 votes
And so, whilst the little dogs laughed to see such sport, the fork ran away with the spoon, and er, wait, what was that? Not his time yet? Okay.
And so, Albert was sent to fat-camp on the other side of the island, where he was eaten by rouge wildebeasts.
Day the Eighth finds 41 remaining contestants:
Farmer Giles of Ham
Ægidius Ahenobarbus Julius Agricola de Hammo (Farmer Giles of Ham)
Gram, his dog
The Giant from the Wild Hills
King Augustus Bonifacious
Chrysophylax Dives
The Miller
The Parson
Sunny Sam (Fabricius Cunctator) The Blacksmith
Smith of Wooton Major/Leaf By Niggle
Master Cook Rider
Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie
Smith of Wooton Major
Nell
Queen of Faerie
Niggle
Mr. Parish
The Adventures of Tom Bombadil (Poems)
Goldberry
Badger
Old Man Willow
The Barrow-wight
Goodman Maggott
Princess Mee
Fíriel
The Mewlips
Troll
Roverandom
Roverandom
The Wizard Artaxerxes
The Little Boy
Mew, the Seagull
Man-in-the-Moon
Moon-dog
Mer-dog
Uin, the Whale
Mr. Bliss
Girabbit
Mr. Day
Mrs. Knight
Archie
Teddy
Bruno
Herbert Dorkins
Egbert Dorkins
Sergeant Boffin
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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