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Pippin stares at the curtain amazed......
Merry: See I told you there is NO Wizard behind this curtain.. ITs just.... (Whispers to Boromir) Who are you again???
Boromir: I am.. YOU KNOW WHO I AM.. I AM BOROMIR THE GREAT...
Pippin: (leaning over whispering to Merry) I think he's been smoking too much of the "good" weed....
Boromir: I heard that...
Pippin: So wizard can you grant our wish... We want to go home... and while your at it.. can we have some nice potatoes and carrots... (Pulls carrot out of back pocket) Mine sorta broke....
Boromir grabs carrot and starts chopping.....
Pippin screams bloody murder.....
Pippin: NO NOT FREDDIE..........
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And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....
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