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Old 04-22-2006, 06:28 AM   #1
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The Silmarillion- A classic Cult Comedy

Have you ever thought of who would appear as your favourite characters if Tolkien had been a Comedy Writer for TV and Film


Eru: Expensive cardboard cutout with moving mouth parts, or Mel Brooks

Melkor: John Cleese

Manwe: Michael Palin

Mandos: Lurch

Aule: Phil Silvers

Feanor: Benny Hill

The Seven Sons of Feanor: Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, The Marx Brothers.

Fingolfin: Frankie Howerd

Melian and Thingol: Gomez and Morticia Adams

Luthien: Marilyn Munster

Beren: Eric Idle

Huan: Scooby-do

Carcharoth: Wil-e-coyote

The hand of Beren Erchamion: Thing (Addams Family)

Ar-Pharazon: Kenneth Williams

Sauron: Sid James

Hurin and Turin: Steptoe and Son

Huor and Tuor: Bernard Bresslaw and Charles Hawtrey

Elros and Elrond: The Likely Lads

The Orcs: Jerry Lewis and Jim Carey x1000000 by the wonder of CGI

The Elves: Any tall beautiful young narcissist, with long hair. Most Models will do.

The Dwarves: Danny DeVito, Cousin Itt and Mickey Rooney

The Dragons: H.R. Puffnstuff and Barney.

Well there's some to be going on with, if you can think of anyone who would fit the character better or ones I have missed, enter them here
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