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*Has air guitar readily slung over shoulder* Hello, I'm Scaramouche and will be singing along to Queen's "Spread Your Wings" in a solemn, somewhat ballad-ish Gandolf voice.
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Frodo was low,
Just watching his hole,
Day after day, again.
Knew it was time,
He'd made up his mind,
To leave the cursed ring behind.
But the ring said to him,
"Hobbit, you'd better begin
To get those crazy notions right out of your head.
Frodo who do you think that you are?
You should be taking me
To Mordor, it's not very far."
Ditch your ring and run away,
Run away, far away
Ditch your stupid ring and run away,
Run away, far away.
Pull yourself together,
'Cos the ring don't make you better,
That's 'cos you're not a free hobbit.
He used to spend his evenings alone in his peaceful hole,
Keeping his thoughts to himself,
He was happy there.
Now wishing he was miles and miles away,
The ring kept following,
Wouldn't give him his way.
*Scaramouche starts playing mean air guitar solo*
Since he was short,
To the ring he'd resort.
Now it was time,
He'd made up his mind
"This could be my last chance."
The ring threatened him "Now listen Hobbit,
You're always dreaming,
You haven't prepared, you can't get far from me,
Frodo Baggins, can't you see it by now?
I'll haunt you forever, I'll know where you are."
So hobbit,
Ditch your ring and run away,
Run away, far away
Ditch your stupid ring and run away,
Run away, far away.
Pull yourself together,
'Cos the ring don't make you better,
That's 'cos you're not a free hobbit.
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Dunno if I entered it in time, but you gotta admit a voice so close to Freddie Mercury's is too good to pass up, right? ...right?
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