[Farael]

So it happened, that many days after the death of Farael and after the hard endeavours of the Ranger and the Shaman the last wereorc was dreamt of. Celuien came forward declaring that Caranlondien was the last remaining wereorc. Naria confirmed not only her Shamanship (or Shamanerism, whichever you prefer) but also that Caranlondien had been chosen for the night’s dream and so the village prepared to lynch the last remaining foe in their midst.

Yet there was a slight inconvenience. It was not the end of the day yet, so technically they weren’t allowed to lynch anyone.

(Music starts playing….)

Charara-rara-rarará (tric tric tric) Charara-rara-rarará (tum-tric) Charara-rara-rarará

Everyone: Wooooooooooo!!!!

Caranlondien Alright you’ve gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you don’t mind
I’ll kill you all one at the time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?

Nogrod It’s always lies lies lies

Siempre - mintiendo y engañando

So I’ll be saying my good-byes

La verdad tu me estas hartando

SleepyRangerOn days you are fine on nights you are not

De dia bien de noche no

A monster that Eru forgot

Un monstruo que Eru olvido

NariaWell come on, what say you all?

Me tienen que decir

Should she stay or should she go?

Se debe ir o quedarse?

Everyone: Should she stay or should she go now?
Should she stay or should she go now?
If she goes there will be trouble
An’ if she stays it will be double
So come on and let us know
Should she stay or should she go?

Caran:This indecision’s bugging me

Esta indecision me molesta

If you don’t want me, set me free

Si no me quieres, librame

Tell me who I’m supposed to be

Digan me yo quien debo ser

Ain’t we all sons of the same god?

Somos hijos del mismo dios

Well, come on and let me know

Me tienes que decir

Will you lynch me or will you not?

Me lincharan o quisas no?


Everyone: Should she stay or should she go now?
Should she stay or should she go now?
If she goes there will be trouble
An’ if she stays it will be double
So come on and let us know
Should she stay or should she go?

Celuien: You should give up I dreamt of you

Ya no me jodas te soñe

If you don’t do it I’ll do it for you

Si no lo haces lo hare yo

Grendelien So this is it, how should it be?

Es el final, como lo haremos?

We have no rope to hang her with!

No nos queda ni una cuerda

So, I better ask you all

Yo pregunto esta vez

Should we lynch her, should we not?


EveryoneShould we lynch her, should we help her?
Should we lynch her, should we help her?
If we are good she might still kill us
But there’s no way from her to rid us
So you I ask ‘cos I don’t know
Should she stay or should she go?

Naria Suddenly interrupted the singing and dancing with a piercing scream that drew everyone’s attention to the task at hand

Naria with a piercing scream: SHE IS RUNNING AWAY!!!

Caranlondien was already half way to the village’s entrance and there was no one fast enough to catch her. She was sprinting like only really scared wereorcs can sprint (and that’s really fast) and so she dove head-first on to the exit, knowing that she’d be free as soon as she crossed the village’s walls. Yet she never crossed it. As it happened, because of an oversight, a certain lieutenant of Sauron, much weaker in were-thing lore than his master, devised a plan to force the village onto starvation. The door that Caranlondien was diving head-first through happened to be a weredoor, set in place to prevent vital resources coming into the village and thus effectively starving it. Yet the weredoor was only a door in appearance, as it was actually a rather strong wall. Let’s just say that after hitting the door running at full speed, the villagers had very little work to do on Caranlondien.

Survivers:
Nogrod: unemployed barber.
Grendelien: village whittler
Celuien:lampwright
Naria:The grower of magnificent flowers
Sleepy A barrel of apples


Non-survivers (or Death-ers, however you prefer to call yourself)
FaraelMod: He dyed… erm I mean died.
GlirdanRepentant werewolf : Choked on an apple. No wonder why werewolves are carnivores.
JennyHalluWereorc: Escaped the village, but could not escape the laws of physics.
Dancing Spawn...: Just a merchant: Trapped on a deathly spider’s web.
Kitanna:The town's gate-keeper: Had a lobotomy performed by an angry woodpecker.
Legolas in spandex: Legolass (A movie-Legolas impersonator): Overwhelmed and or frightened into leaving the village after seeing what had happened to Kitanna
Diamond: Simply a normal, very bad stone cutter - scared to death by orcs
Findëasëa: paleo-elf-tropologist: Lynched by a small margin.
Zali: stringer-of-bows (I owe you a death scene, I’ll do it as soon as I can)
Roa_Aoife aspiring ballad writer Shot down by Zali while trying to flee hanging
Caranlondien: aspiring harpist: Tricked by a weredoor. I bet that Sauron was wishing he had more palantir available to communicate with his lieutenants.

Congratulations villagers!! You have won this game

Also, commendations for the wereorcs on a game well played.