Stony Wheels
"HOW ABOUT WE TAKE THAT STONE TROLL THAT WAS DOWN IN THE ENGINE-ROOM AND CRAFT WHEELS OUT OF HIM?" Sauron shouted.
"I don't think I'll ever hear again...Anyway, yes, that actually sounds like a good plan master!" Mouth agreed. So the two ran down the passageway to the Troll Engine-Room and burst through the door. It took thr Trolls about five minutes to realize that their master and his mouth had entered. "We really do need better servants..." Mouth said exhaustedly.
"AGREED! AND AS SOON AS WE MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE, WE WILL FIND BETTER HELP! BUT FOR NOW, WE NEED TO GET PAST THE EVIL PORCUPINE PREDICAMENT!" They made their way over to the Troll (which, convieniently, was still in the exact spot where he was turned to stone) and began chiseling him with convieniently placed chisels. Mouth was just about to break the Trolls right arm off when a spirit arose from the ground. "MY MORGOTH! WHAT IN MY LATE MASTERS NAME IS GOING ON HERE TODAY!? FIRST A RAT WRAITH SPIRIT AND NOW THIS!!"
"You shall no touch my body!" The spirit shouted in anger. It was then they realised that the spirit was that of the Troll which they were chiseling.
"AND WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME!? YOU!? MWHAHAHA! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!" Sauron continued to chisel the arm and it evenutally fell off.
"That's it! Now you've done it!" the spirit shouted. "I place a curse on my body parts so that you shall never touch them again!!" As he said this, his body parts body and his arm, began to float up to the cieling and as the body progressed, different body parts broke off and spaced themselves out along the roof.
"NO!! OUR WHEELS!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" Sauron cried turning towards the spirit. But once he looked, it was no longer there. "WHAT!? WHERE'D HE GO!?"
"Ummm, while you were complaining and yelling, he said that he was off to a tea party with Morgoth..." mouth said.
"OOOO. WELL, WHAT ARE WE TO DO NOW?" Sauron asked. It was then that Mouth realised that the Mountain was floating in mid air.
"Ummm....is this supposed to happen?"
"IS WHAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?"
"The Mountain...It's floating!"
"WHAT!?" Sauron cried. He ran to the window and looked at the ground and noticed that they were about five feet off the ground. "WELL, THIS IS CONVIENIENT!" Sauron shouted with glee.
"Yes, it is. Now, all we have to do is figure out how to control it..." Mouth said.
"ALREADY DONE!"
"What? What did you do?"
"I SET IT TO VOICE ACTIVATION! SO, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS IN WHICH DIRECTION WE WOULD LIKE TO GO, AND WE'LL GO!!"
"Brilliant master! Just one question, when did you do that? Wait...don't answer that... I don't think I want to know..."
"OKAY! IF YOU SAY SO. MOUNTAIN, HEAD FOR THE
HIGH PASS!!" and Mount Zoom zoomed off towards the High Pass.