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Sam: 'Do you think it'd be ok to move yet Mr Frodo. only my arms gone to sleep.'
Frodo: 'Sorry Sam, I did tell Gandalf to get Alan Lee to do the 'Farewell Portrait', but he insisted on Naismith.
Merry: 'I wanted John Howe - he was going to paint me being attacked by a Nazgul.'
Pippin: 'But they're all...
Merry: 'Its called artistic licence, Pip!'
Pippin: 'Ooh - can I get one? I want to do a Mural for the back bedroom!'
Elrond: 'I hope he doesn't paint my creased cloak - Arwen forgot to iron it. I hope that son-in law of mine takes her in hand.'
Or
Galadriel: 'At least I managed to shake off Celeborn - I've just read Boorman's script & Frodo is looking pretty hot....'
OR
Gandalf always insisted on fresh meat on long journeys. Shadowfax would never see the Undying Lands...
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