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Enter Movie-Elrond
Movie-Elrond: Hello, Mr Anderson... I mean, Mr... Whatever your names are... My name is Movie-Elrond, and I'll be performing a song I wrote for my daughter, Movie-Arwen. It's called "She's Come Undone", by the Guess Who. Although I like the Zombies version, personally. Anyway, here goes...
Begins singing, in, of course, Hugo Weaving's voice
She's come undone
We didn't know what she was headed for
And when we found what she was headed for
It was too late
She's come undone
She has a line-count that is far too high
I think that there's a scene in which she flies
It is too late!
It's too late
She's gone too far
She saw "her son"
She's come undone
What ever happend to that Glorfindel guy?
And those water-horses were totally mine.
That was so lame!
She's come undone
We didn't know what she was headed for
And when we found what she was headed for
Nana, it was too late!
Too many scenes, and not enough off-screen time,
Too much drama, about sailing to the Undying Lands,
Too many powers, I mean since when can she do magic?
Too many lines; Did she even talk in the book?
It's too late
She's gone too far
She's replaced the sun.
She's come undone!
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