I need to change my underwear
Elrond: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes
Soldier 1: What happens if their eyes are yellow or red
Elrond: Well shoot when you hear knees knocking together
Soldier 2: What happens if they're not scared of us
Elrond: Don't worry about that, it will be my knees knocking anyway.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.
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