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Old 04-29-2006, 10:49 AM   #10531
narfforc
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narfforc has been trapped in the Barrow!
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Elrond: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes

Soldier 1: What happens if their eyes are yellow or red

Elrond: Well shoot when you hear knees knocking together

Soldier 2: What happens if they're not scared of us

Elrond: Don't worry about that, it will be my knees knocking anyway.
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