Stranded!
Sauron was dreaming of pretty pink ponies and cupcakes, and innocent villagers being burned alive. It was a good dream.
He was just about to bite into a chocolate cupcake with mocha sprinkles when Mouth started screaming at him to wake up.
"My lord!" Mouth's voice cried out, forcing the cupcake to dissappear in a puff of turqoise smoke and miniature turtles with wings. "
My lord!"
"BWHUZZZAH?" Sauron asked groggily as the dream fizzled away into nothingness. "WAIT CUPCAKE! DON'T LEAVE! I- OH. IT IS YOU, MOUTH."
The Dark Lord's head ached. Groaning, he raised his hand and scratched his iron helm. There was a large dent in the metal.
"HWUH?" Saruon asked. "WHAT HAPPENED?"
"I'm not sure, my lord," Mouth answered honestly. "I think we were attacked and knocked out."
Sauron thought about this. He looked around him; the inside of Mount Zoom seemed much more.... natural.
"WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!" Sauron boomed. Mouth's headache became ten times worse.
"Yes, my lord," Mouth replied. "Someone stole--"
"SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE INTERIOR OF MOUNT ZOOM AND REPLACED IT WITH OUTDOORS!" The dark lord stood and looked around.
"They stole ALL of Mount Zoom, my lord," Mouth corrected wearily. "And they've left us stranded here."
Sauron rubbed his chin thoughtfully, creating a horrible metal-on-metal squeal as he did so.
"I SUSPECT THAT GNOMEY THE DWARF FELLOW HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT," Saurons said.
"DWARFY the Dwarf," Mouth corrected.
"SAME DIFFERENCE. ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE FIND MOUNT ZOO-- WHAT WAS THAT?"
There were sounds coming from behind them. They were not alone in this place. Something deep inside of Sauron recognized the presence. It was... familiar, somehow. It was...
"HOBBITS!" Sauron roared angrily. "THOSE LITTLE RING-THEIVES ARE HERE, MOUTH OF ME! I CAN FEEL IT!"
"Well, maybe they're stranded too. Perhaps we should join forces or--" SMACK! Mouth got a fist of iron on the top of his head.
"COME BACK TO YOUR SENSES!" Sauron said. "US? JOIN FORCES WITH THE HOBBITS!? WE MUST DO WHAT IS IMPORTANT HERE, MOUTH."
"Find Mt. Zoom?"
"MAAAAYBE.... OR FIND MY RING. WHICHEVER WE COME ACROSS FIRST."
Mouth raised an eyebrow. Sauron finally stared down at the ground sullenly.
"FINE," he muttered. "WE'LL FIND THE MOUNTAIN...."