Welcome, as well!
Although that post is not exactly the best way to start since now you just technically assigned yourself to Mordor with that.
(And, well, you're already in Mordor anyway, Celuien.)
Hmm...I assign kittens. What do you mean that's been assigned already? Okay then, I assign kittens that share your name. But aren't common names in Mordor already? *sigh*