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++Moon-dog
He's an alien bent on invasion! All the evidence points to it!
1. He lives on the moon.
2. He says: "I was the first dog that was ever called Rover, thousands of years ago." Aliens are notoriously long-lived.
3. The spells the Man-in-the-Moon uses are not spells, but alien weapons described from the point-of-view of an earth dog.
Quick! Vote for the Moon-dog before he starts abducting poor little humans for his and his master's vile experiments! Save the planet earth from the alien menace!
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