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Originally Posted by Alcarillo
++Moon-dog
He's an alien bent on invasion! All the evidence points to it!
1. He lives on the moon.
2. He says: "I was the first dog that was ever called Rover, thousands of years ago." Aliens are notoriously long-lived.
3. The spells the Man-in-the-Moon uses are not spells, but alien weapons described from the point-of-view of an earth dog.
Quick! Vote for the Moon-dog before he starts abducting poor little humans for his and his master's vile experiments! Save the planet earth from the alien menace!
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We have the MIB to stop him. 
++Roverandom.
Since I don't know who he is, my reasons have already been said by others.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that."
-A History of Villains
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