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Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior
I wish that Ar-Pharazon hadn't taken Sauron to Numenor.
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1-2-3. Granted. Instead of Numenor, Ar-Pharazon takes Sauron to Disneyland. Sauron dresses up as Mickey Mouse, Ar-Pharazon becomes Donald Duck, and they spend the rest of their lives posing for pictures with their adoring fans.
(And you wondered why Tolkien disliked Disney.  )
I wish that Hobbits really did have express trains.
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