The villagers awoke with a shudder and a shake as they felt their impending doom creep ever closer. With weary, wary steps they dragged themselves to the town square (now known as the Trapezoid of Ever More Desperate Struggles) and looked from face to face to see who had not survived the Night.
Valier the dwarven millet spray picker alone was not present. So, inevitably, they turned their steps toward her home. They found her in the front yard, or rather, they found a glass box with her inside. Hundreds, nay, thousands of abnormally large mosquitoes swarmed around her inert form, and the villagers recoiled in horror. (You’d think they’d be used to grisly death by now, but no.) For Valier’s body, on closer inspection, was shriveled and pale, all drained of blood by the thirsty little buggers.
“Giant vampire mosquitoes from the black swamp,” gasped a villager who will remain unnamed because I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you. “Ten thousand times more deadly than regular mosquitoes, they can suck a person dry in ten minutes!”
Several gasps met this bit of information, and the villagers each made a mental note not to open the box.
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~ The Dead ~
Diamond Took, the
Halfling Poet ~
Villager ~ Pecked to death on
Night 1
Nilpaurion Felagund the
Elven Pigeon-Summoning Ninja ~
Wereduck ~ Waxed on, waxed off on
Day 1
Dancing Spawn of Ungoliant the
Spider Loving Orcish Astronaut ~
Wereduck ~ Stuffed full of spiders and choked to death on
Day 2
Elu Ancalime the
Didgeridoo Dwarf ~
Villager ~ Struck by Mod Fire from above on
Day 2
Lalaith the
Halfling Chubb Fuddler ~
Villager ~ Boiled, mashed, and cooked in a stew on
Night 3
Roa Aoife the
Batwoman ~
Villager ~ Not dead, but rejoined her regiment on
Day 3
Sleepy Ranger the
Exiled Jedi Master ~
Villager ~ Not dead, but departed with a droid on
Day 3
JennyHallu the
Halfling Mountaintop Guru ~
Wereduck ~ Pitchforked to death on
Day 3
Anguirel the
Baritone Bird Catcher ~
Hawk ~ Gunned down with an M16 on
Night 4
Glirdan the
Entish Tree Herder ~
Villager ~ Consumed by flames from the Hawk’s cigarette lighter on
Night 4
Lote22 the
Elven Igloo Maker ~
Villager ~ Encased in a block of ice on
Day 4
Mithalwen the
Elven Saggar Maker's Bottom Knocker ~
Villager ~ Melted down and made into pottery glaze on
Night 5
Mormegil the
Elven Idleman ~
Villager ~ Worked to death on
Day 5
Valier the
Dwarven Millet Spray Picker ~
Villager ~ Sucked dry by giant vampire mosquitoes from the black swamp on
Night 6
~ The Living ~
Saucepan Man the
Orcish Scarecrow
Nogrod the
Dwarven Personal Fitness Instructor
Kath the
Rainbow Catcher
Cailín the
Bird-portraitist