What! After taunting the hackles of the anti-cruelty-to-animals groups, you folks now want to raise the ire of the Men in Green by offing the tree? No sirreee, I won't join in this monstrous attack on activist politics. No, not at all, prithee nay. Ni. Ni. Ni.
Instead, I take my inspiration from Tuor's comment about Stephen Colbert: Let the word of the day be happy appetite and let us have our cat and eat it too. And to ensure it is good cake:
++ Master Cook Rider
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.
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