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Hey now, it's not my fault I'm not part of a family. Every time I try to take out your jewel of a daughter, your wife starts swinging her battledore and screaming "You stay away from my Zali!"
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Can't deny it. 
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You're so mean,
Diamond.
I'm hoping I can find an ally in your husband,
Nogrod. Perhaps his many battledore bruises have made him sympathetic to poor souls like me who have suffered cruelty at his wife's hands, for crimes no worse than complimenting
Zali on her fine work as a seamstress.
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Though, come to think of it, Eomer is in the market for a brother, tp.
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Mwu ha ha! You'll be sorry you suggested that.