Is all this relationship-stuff related to the game in any way? At least it will make for some hilarious first day posts.
I want to be betrothed to Kitanna, O won't you say yes, m'lady? Cailín was happy with the choice; Alcarillo is not sure. I have only recently returned to the village, seeking my brother The Phantom whom I desire a loan off of. It came as a great surprise to find my former love Lhunardawen married and settled down with Eonwe.
Welcome to the game (and the Downs), Loki — hope you're prepared for what you're getting yourself into.