Alf was not whimsical!
Fool of a SaucePanakeia!
He was the mover and shaker in the whole story! To miss that is to roll in pig slop and love it! Here. Have some pearls.
The most whimsical and useless character in the
Smith story was, I agree with
Estelyn,
++Master Cook Rider
Join forces to relieve Wootton of deadwood! Ride the man down!