Many years later, a blind Gandalf makes a living at uncloaking contests. Only this time round he's walked into the Frodo-lookalike contest by mistake.
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One of the routine post-battle medical checks: who still has all their limbs.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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