Sean Connery: "Your mother, Trabek!"
Elijah:
OR
Old Man: "...and then, like, I'm like, "No, I don't have a license!" and he's like, "No license, no driving!" and I'm like, "It's like, totally a bike, Mister!" and he's like, "Oh, so you're, 'like,' a wise guy are ya? How about a ticket?!" and like I'm like, "For, like, what?" and he's like..."
Frodo: *I really wish he'd shut up already!*
OR
Gandalf: "So I went to that uncloaking clinic you recommended."
Frodo: "Oh, really? How'd it go?"
Gandalf: "Well, they gave me this really nice coat, and it's worked marvelously. It's so much harder to un
coat."

(Bad puns abound)