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Elder Hobbit: "Yes, I am actually the tallest Hobbit in Middle-Earth."
Frodo: "I don't believe you."
Elder: "Well, just check the Guinness Book of World Records."
Frodo: "No, I don't think you're a Hobbit."
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Frodo's Old Man: "Really, do you ever listen?! I've told you: you are not supposed to come down here and gamble! Your mother and I have..."
Frodo: *I hate it when he does this in front of my friends.*
Merry(whispers): "I love to see Frodo get his butt chewed by his Old Man!"
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