Elrond: We've been going in circles and are back home again, not in Rohan! I hate MapQuest!
Arwen: (mutters) Why do males always refuse to ask for directions?!
Elrond: Now what do I do with Aragorn's reforged sword?
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth.. .'
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