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Old 05-22-2006, 09:40 AM   #598
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++Chrysophylax Dives

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Cause Dragons are flippin' sweet! Gosh!

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Okay, reasons Chrysophylax should win:

1. He's got the coolest name of almost anybody in all of Tolkien's works.

2. He is, as Kuru points out, the only dragon to survive one of Tolkien's stories.

3. The only people who can defeat Dragons are Mighty Warrior Men named Turin and a Handsome Bowman named Bard who has a cool Black Arrow. Clearly Alf and Goldberry would be murderlated by Chrysophylax.

4. Dragons are flippin' sweet!

Join the Bandwagon of Victory! Vote Chrysophylax Dives!
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