Hello, my name is Bethberry and I am guilty of crimes against Tolkienity.
I read modern and--gasp!--post modern stories and even enjoy some of them.
I have made a salad of Galadriel and Celeborn in
REB. And wrote an evil sister for Galadriel, who had to be the good one. (Sorry, Terry Pratchett, but that's too good a line not to reuse.)
I have watched TTT only once--oh, wait, that probably counts in favour of my taste for Tolkien!