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Originally Posted by Eom
(All Grannies say that — fact.  ) |
Mine didn't.
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Galadriel: You're in my chair.
Or...
(Galadriel walks up behind Arwen, places her hand on her shoulder, and stares with a glassy-eyed smile at an invisible spot on her forehead. Arwen demands to know what she's doing several times, but receiving no answer, screams and runs off.)
Galadriel: Heh heh, that got her out of my chair.
Or...
Galadriel: Get out of my chair, wench! *shove*
Or...
Musical chairs in Lorien always ended up with someone in tears.
Or...
Galadriel: Dear, why did you drape yourself in toilet paper?
Arwen: I'm in mourning.
Galadriel: I think you're thinking of
crepe paper, my dear.
Or...
Galadriel: My daughter, why are you here?
Arwen: I'm just sitting here thinking.
Galadriel: No, I mean 'Why are you here in Lorien?' Aren't you supposed to be on your way to Helm's Deep?
Arwen: *sigh*
Or...
Does anyone else think it looks like they're in a glass tube? o.O
Then...
Galadriel: Beam us up, Scotty
Or...
Arwen: *pouty pout pout*
Galadriel: I
told you too much toffee would rot your teeth.
Or...
Galadriel: Darling, I have something to tell you. I'm sorry it had to come from me, but...your father is an idiot.
Or...
Galadriel: You've got your father's hair. Dang. The blonde gene must be recessive. *muttermutterAlatariel, used to be renowned for my hairmuttermutterstupidperedhilruiningthelinemutter mutter*
Or...
Galadriel: You've got your father's hair.
Arwen: Yes, it took me hours to shave it all off.
Or...
Galadriel: ...and this is called a shoulder.
Arwen: I
KNOW!!
Or...
Galadriel: ...the elbow bone's connected to the shoulder bone, the shoulder bone's connected to the collar bone, the collar bone...
Or...
Galadriel: Your shoulder is cold. The life of the Eldar is leaving you!
Okay, I'll stop now.
Galadriel: Cheer up Arwen, Oddwen is going to stop captioning us now!
Arwen: *sniffle*