Galadriel: Just because you saw that flax-haired Rohirrim shieldmaiden galloping across the prairie beside Aragorn doesn't mean that blondes always have more fun. Now be a good girl, put the bleach away, and come with me. I want to show you some exciting new thread colors for your embroidery!
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth.. .'
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