My crimes as they stand are:
I dislike elves.
I
love the movies, own all three, and have LOTR movie-thons on a regular basis with a friend who has the extended editions. (12 straight hours of Tolkienish goodness, baby.
)
I own LOTR Trivial Pursuit, and I've never lost a game of it. (Is that a crime?)
I've RP'd as a non-Tolkien race. (Tuatha De Danaan) I also maintain that this should have been in ME.
And, perhaps worst of all, I've never read The Hobbit.