Now you create a problem,
tgwbs. You've already sent me to Mordor.
Oddwen, that's hilarious! Especially the root of evil part...

But I'm sure it has always been a well-known fact that girls are evil. Or maybe that's just me.
There's also proof that time is the root of evil, but it's less sensible.
time = gold
gold = money
money = root of evil
time = root of evil QED
I end this crazy post by assigning general craziness.