Time constraints mean that I am forced to uncover another number from my back catalogue. It's rousing little number by the Shire band,
Steppenwarg, called
Born in the Shire. More details concerning their life and times may be found here:
Steppenwarg, a brief history
And so, without further ado ...
Get my muffin buttered
Feet up by the fireplace
Hiding from adventure
In a most un-Tookish way
No Gandalf, you’re not welcome
Leave me here in my comfy hole
Don’t want no Dragon’s treasure
Not meeting no Trolls
I like beer and mushrooms
Heavy belly thunder
Blowing smoky rings
In the Hill that I’m under
No Gandalf, you’re not welcome
Leave me here in my comfy hole
Don’t want no Dragon’s treasure
Not meeting no Trolls
Like a true Hobbit child
I was born – born in the Shire
The only Dragon round here
Is Green and serves beer
Born in the Shire!
Born in the Shire!