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The Sixth Wizard · 06-10-2006, 03:14 AM

Elrond uselessly attempts to get Arwen to sleep with a bed-time story, Aragorn comes home in 20 minutes (and he's wearing that special perfume), completely unaware that Aragorn, lurking behind the curtains, is going to ALL lengths to incapacitate him.

OR

Arwen: Father, why are you so grumpy looking all the time these days? Ever since that party with Galadriel in Third Age 1042, I mean, what happened?

Elrond: (groan) Lets just say the water from her mirror and a Vodka Cruiser don't mix, ooooohhhh (holds stomach)

OR

Elrond: That's it young lady, I told you to stay away from that Ranger, now take your punishment! A half-hour reading from the Poems of Ted Sandyman!!

Arwen: NOOOOO!

OR

Arwen: *sigh* I wish Aragorn was home, father's readings always make me so glassy-eyed... and that wall in the background, what was wrong with SHOWING the stars, instead of painting them on the wallpaper!

06-10-2006, 03:14 AM	#10892
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Elrond uselessly attempts to get Arwen to sleep with a bed-time story, Aragorn comes home in 20 minutes (and he's wearing that special perfume), completely unaware that Aragorn, lurking behind the curtains, is going to ALL lengths to incapacitate him. OR Arwen: Father, why are you so grumpy looking all the time these days? Ever since that party with Galadriel in Third Age 1042, I mean, what happened? Elrond: (groan) Lets just say the water from her mirror and a Vodka Cruiser don't mix, ooooohhhh (holds stomach) OR Elrond: That's it young lady, I told you to stay away from that Ranger, now take your punishment! A half-hour reading from the Poems of Ted Sandyman!! Arwen: NOOOOO! OR Arwen: sigh I wish Aragorn was home, father's readings always make me so glassy-eyed... and that wall in the background, what was wrong with SHOWING the stars, instead of painting them on the wallpaper!