The attending pediatrician I'm working with this week.
On rounds today, we saw a baby with a pacifier. Baby objected to having the pacifier taken away. Attending said, "Is that your Precious? Are you Sméagol, or are you Gollum?" 
Made my day.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.
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