Stolen Caption
This week's Stolen Caption comes from the video game: God of War.
Frodo: "Help me, please, help me!"
*Sam reaches down, trying to grab Frodo's wrist. He instead grabs the chain that is around Frodo's neck, the chain that holds the Ring. He begins to pull him up.*
Frodo: "Oh, thank the Valar that you came back for me!"
Sam: "I didn't come back for you."
*Sam breaks the chain and watches heartlessly as Frodo plummets to his death. He then looks at the Ring in his hand and calmly walks away.*
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