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Frodo the melodramatist
Frodo: Oh Sam I simply cannot go any further.
Sam: Yes you can Mr. Frodo, I know you can do it.
Frodo: My feet are aching, my back is sore, and this small ring is so heavy, I think if I am forced to go another step further I will die! You may as well just kill me now!
Sam: If you command sir.
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