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			I assign the following argument with my husband:
 N:  You're an odd duck.
 
 J:  No, I'm not.
 
 N:  Yes, you are.
 
 J:  I'm not a duck.
 
 N:  Then what are you?
 
 J:  I'm a Jen.
 
 N:  If you're not an odd duck, then I think you're a bad egg.
 
 J:  I'm not an egg!  I'm a Jen!
 
 N:  I think you were a bad egg that hatched into an odd duck.
 
 J:  Not an egg!  Not a duck!  I'm a Jen!
 
 N:  A Jen?  What's that?  Sounds...odd...
 
 *fits of giggles all around*
 *confused looks at the two of us from Gracie and Miles (the dog and cat, respectively)*
 
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