Unknown to many arda residents who watched The Middle Earth Poker Tour, Sauron had a bad habit of throwing in random wraiths in a hope to pay off Mt. Doom's Morgage...
Wraith #7: Why do I have to do this again...?
Sauron: Oh don't give me that again, I see you guys playing poker at the black gate all day! Now smile for the camera so you look like you are somewhat intimidating...
~ Aesthete
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