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Faramir: Oh no, here's another one. Just ignore him, men.
Frodo: Please sir, can you spare some change for a poor young hobbit down on his luck??
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Faramir never knew that hobbits had interchangeable pieces until Frodo screwed on his replacement hand.
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Faramir: You shrunk Samwise?!?
Frodo: He's much easier to carry now!
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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