[Parmastahir]

Faramir: "What have you got in your hands?? That's not a proper riddle! I understand your queer companion a bit better now. And don't give me that look! He told me all about your Uncle Bilbo while you slept last night."

Frodo: "OK then, what I have got in my pocket?"

Faramir: "That's more like it! Can I have three guesses?"

Frodo: ("Sheesh. These men of Gondor aren't too bright.")

Faramir: "What was that?"

Frodo: "Sure. But hurry up. I haven't all night."

Faramir: "Handses!"

Frodo: "HANDSES?!? Are you a complete idiot, blind, or both?"

Faramir: "A knife!"

Frodo: "No, I'm just happy to see you."

Faramir: "String, or nothing!"

Frodo: "No and no. OK, show me the way to Minas Morgul."