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Monty Python Strikes Again!! Mwhahaha!!!
Morgoth: Stop. Who would cross the Plain of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the Mountain he see.
Fingolfin: Oh fine, ask the questions.
Morgoth: What is your name?
Fingolfin: Fingolfin, High King of the Noldor
Morgoth: What is your quest?
Fingolfin: To slay the Dark Lord Morgoth.
Morgoth: What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Fingolfin: I...what? *squish*
OR
Morgoth: I am a knight who says "Ni!"
Fingolfin: And what a mighty knee you have!!
OR EVEN
Fingolfin: But you have no arms!!
Morgoth: What in MY name are you talking about!? I still have arms!!!
Fingolfin: So you do... My bad.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!Fenris Wolf
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