Happy Birthday Glirdan!!!!
And it's more like:
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Or from the Lord of the Beans
![Stick Out Tongue](http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/tongue.gif)
:
I'm twice as tall as half of you; and half as tall as twice of you.
Anyway, Happy Birthday!