"ARGH!!!!" Sauron cried as he ran into the kitchen's. "THERE'S GHOSTLY GREEN THINGS FLOATING AROUND IN THE PANTRY!!"
"Yes, Master. I'm quite aware of that."
"WELL!? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!?"
"I thought we could...hold on...What am I going to do about it!? I thought we were a team!?!?"
"YES, WELL, YOU SEE..."
"YOU'VE REPLACED ME!?!?!" Mouth yelled in anger.
"WELL, NOT REPLACED PER SE..."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!! YOU....Wait!! I think I have just come up with the perfect plan..." Mouth said slyly looking evily at his Master.
"MOUTH!? WHY ARE YOU...YOU WOULDN'T!!!" Sauron said horrified.
"You have no idea what I would or wouldn't do!!" and Mouth lunged at Sauron with a piece of rope which was convieniently placed beside him.
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"Here ghastly ghouls!! Come get you're supper!!" Mouth cried into a speaker which echoed throughout the Mountain. He then looked at Sauron who was hanging outside off a pole. "It's okay Master, I have a theory and you're the best bait we have."
"MOUTH!! WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE, YOU'LL BE-"
"-sorr? Why? You betrayed me!!"
"NO!! I ONLY STARTED GOING OUT TO LUNCH WITH A RAT WRAITH!! THEY DO MAKE WONDERFUL COMPANY YOU KNOW."
"Oh!! Well in that case, I am sorry and you may harm me anyway you see fit."
"OH SHUT UP AND GET THIS THEORY WITH YOUR'S UNDER WAY!!!"
"Fine," then Mouth turned back to the speaker. "Here Wight's!! There's some fresh meat outside!! Come and-" Just then, he hear a rumble and the door burst open. He jumped off to the side as the Wigths rushed past him, through the window and outside to where Sauron was tied up. "That's it. Go outside, all of you..." Mouth muttered silently. Then he heard a shriek of pain. He looked up outside and saw that the Wight's were disintagrating as they got near Sauron. After awhile, all the Wights had disappeared.
"Well, that wasn't what I expected..."
"MOUTH."
"I thought they would have disintagrated because of the sun..."
"MOUTH!"
"Instead, I think that Master's soul sucked them into his own!!"
"MOOOUTTTHHH!!!'
"It's brilliant!! Go Mouth! Go Mou-"
"STOP YOUR CELEBRATING AND GET ME DOWN FROM HERE THIS INSTANT!!!"
"Oh!! Yes! Right away my lord!!'
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"SO, MY SOUL IS SO EVIL THAT IT SUCKS UP OTHER EVIL BEINGS AND MAKES THEM DISINTAGRATE!?"
"I think so!"
"IT'S BLOODY GENIUS!!!"
"I know!! I didn't even know you could do that!!"
"WELL, NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT PROBLEM TAKEN CARE OF, CARE TO JOIN ME FOR TEA?"
"I'd be delighted!! Pass me the sugar please!"
"HERE YOU ARE!! COULD YOU PASS ME THAT HALF AND HALF CREAM?"
"Certainly!"
"RAT WRAITHS!!!"
"Squeak?"
"HEAD
NORTH NORTH WEST!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT'S AN ACTUAL DIRECTION!?!? IT'S AMAZING IT IS!!!" And the Moutain sped off
North North West.