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Morning exercises is a clue for staying fit for 5,000 years
Elrond: Good, good, now enough with bobs, let us warm up our arms... spread your arms like this... hey, you, you four, short ones! you in the back, you're too plumpy to be hiding behind the backs there! Come forward for me to see you, slackers! 50 pull-ups extra, now!
Frodo: I'll kill... Bilbo for... this! Go to Rivendell... Poetry... stars... music, he said... and what's.... this?
Sam: Ah, Mr. Frodo, but look... how all these ... these elves are... sleek and fit..., it is probably... magic Master... Elrond does on them...
Merry: If this... is magic... than... I'm an orc...
Pippin: You... won't be able... to beat...Bilbo... he's been... doing... this... for years... he'll beat you...
Elrond: Hey, no talking! And no puffing! 50 more pull-ups!
Frodo: I'll... sure... kill... him...
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Egroeg Ihkhsal
- Would you believe in the love at first sight?
- Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!
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