I dreamed these all up last night...really...
Elrond's grasp of the Hokey Pokey was...nonexistent.
Or...
Please don't wiggle your hips...please don't wiggle your hips...
Or...
After a long day of "Tug-O-Elrond", Elrond usually found himself unable to move his arms.
Or...
(a lá A Christmas Story)
E: I can't put my arms down! WAAAAAAA!!
Or...
Cop: Spread 'em!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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