[Aralaithiel]

OMG! This is great! I just want you all to know that I do NOT like the celebrities I named in mine. Enjoy!
The notebook of Fëanor

Then Fëanor spanked a terrible notebook. His 66 2nd cousins leapt straightway to his side and spanked the selfsame notebook together, and red as blood shone their drawn maracas in the glare of the torches. They spanked a notebook which none shall scream, and none should whip, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Britney Spears they named in witness, and Christina Aguilera, and the hallowed mountain of tacos, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World balrog, orc, cave troll or toreador as yet unborn, or any creature, glittering or fuschia, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should shake or dance or keep a donkey from their possession.

Yes, I am having Mexican food for dinner! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]