Frodo: Do "Deformed Rabbit", that's my favorite.
Or...
Aragorn: And if all else fails, you can all hide in my boots!
Or...
Aragorn: Aha, shoeshine boys, just what I needed! Get to work!
Merry: But we're not...
Or...
Sam: I wonder how many cows had to die for those clompers...
Or...
Aragorn: I had two cloaks, but for reasons I won't mention I had to sew one of them into a new pair of pants! Then I had an accident with a dagger...
Or...
Aragorn: I can fit a week's rations in my boots!
Or...
Aragorn: I am the bearer of the Sword that is Broken. I've got it right here, in my boot!
Or...
Aragorn: You think
you've got it rough? Try a day in my shoes. Ha! Sometimes I wait
weeks to use that joke!
Or...
Aragorn: O, solé mio...