[Maeggaladiel]

"When they make a statue of me, I wanna be in a pose just like this."


OR


The hobbits decide to answer the age old question of "How many Rangers does it take to light a lantern?"

Part One: Get Lantern is made more complicated by Aragorn's fear of standing on stepstools.


OR


Aragorn: "Behold! The boots of my ancestors! Used by Isildur to defeat the Dark Lord!"

Sam: "I though it was a sword!"

Aragorn: "Don't be silly. How could anyone kick Sauron's butt with a sword?"


OR


Aragorn: Check it out. They're Reeboks.