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Bill Ferny · 12-01-2002, 08:26 AM

“Quirrel = Snape” –I don’t get that one.

We aren’t the only ones upset over this horrendous act of plagiarism!

At this very moment, those who adhere to the dictums of Lucasology are tuning up the plasma interfaces of their light sabres:

Luke Skywalker = Harry
R2D2/CP30 = Ron
Darth Vader = Voldemort
Obi Wan Kanobi = Dumbledore
Mos Isly = Hogsmeade

Of course, medieval literary scholars (who, incidentally, still argue that the spur and not the longbow was the most important pre-gunpowder innovation) are putting aside their reasoned responses to arguments that King Arthur was the anti-Christ to take up the chivalrous fight:

Author = Harry
Lancelot = Ron
Morgan le Fay = Voldemort
Merlin = Dumbledore
Camelot = Hogsmeade

I also heard that Shannara fans are just a hair upset, and have been busy repositioning their trebuchets (from the book critics) to take some shots at that vile English woman:

Shea/Wil/Brin Ohmsford = Harry
Skull Bearers = Dementors
The Warlock Lord = Voldemort
Allanon = Dumbledore
Shady Vale = Hogsmeade

Shakespearean thespians the world over have their buskins all askew:

Hamlet = Harry
Haratio = Ron
Claudius = Voldemort
Ophelia = Hermione
Denmark = Hogsmeade

But small are these in comparison is the wrath of the Trekers, who from convention to convention (where they still find time to scoff at the notion of magic and discuss the unlimited potential of warp technology) are putting aside the pointed ear thing with Peter Jackson to level their phasers against Harry Potter and his broomstick:

James T. Kirk = Harry
Bones = Ron
Khan = Voldemort
Spock = Dumbledore
The Enterprise = Hogwarts

12-01-2002, 08:26 AM	#80
Bill Ferny Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bree Posts: 390	“Quirrel = Snape” –I don’t get that one. We aren’t the only ones upset over this horrendous act of plagiarism! At this very moment, those who adhere to the dictums of Lucasology are tuning up the plasma interfaces of their light sabres: Luke Skywalker = Harry R2D2/CP30 = Ron Darth Vader = Voldemort Obi Wan Kanobi = Dumbledore Mos Isly = Hogsmeade Of course, medieval literary scholars (who, incidentally, still argue that the spur and not the longbow was the most important pre-gunpowder innovation) are putting aside their reasoned responses to arguments that King Arthur was the anti-Christ to take up the chivalrous fight: Author = Harry Lancelot = Ron Morgan le Fay = Voldemort Merlin = Dumbledore Camelot = Hogsmeade I also heard that Shannara fans are just a hair upset, and have been busy repositioning their trebuchets (from the book critics) to take some shots at that vile English woman: Shea/Wil/Brin Ohmsford = Harry Skull Bearers = Dementors The Warlock Lord = Voldemort Allanon = Dumbledore Shady Vale = Hogsmeade Shakespearean thespians the world over have their buskins all askew: Hamlet = Harry Haratio = Ron Claudius = Voldemort Ophelia = Hermione Denmark = Hogsmeade But small are these in comparison is the wrath of the Trekers, who from convention to convention (where they still find time to scoff at the notion of magic and discuss the unlimited potential of warp technology) are putting aside the pointed ear thing with Peter Jackson to level their phasers against Harry Potter and his broomstick: James T. Kirk = Harry Bones = Ron Khan = Voldemort Spock = Dumbledore The Enterprise = Hogwarts __________________ I prefer Gillaume d’Férny, connoisseur of fine fruit.