Oh bother I have already paid for lunch!!!! Oh dear I am not sure I can cope with that ...what will I say....? It will be like Louis Malle all over again...
Actually I am trying to think of ways to disguise myself so you won't know who I am...

but it now seems I will be the one who is either dumbstruck or gibbering when presented to Miss Tolkien...

And I probably will have The Telegraph if I can get one before I catch the train..