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Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man
Luckily, the path is not well-used. But were you to happen down it on a weekday morning, you would be confronted with the strange sight of a bespectacled gentleman, rather like a latter-day (although slightly taller) Bilbo, wearing a suit, carrying a briefcase in one hand and waving a stick in front of him with the other ...  |
This makes me think of the episode of The League Of Gentlemen where the three businessmen decide to take a short cut through the woods to their awayday in a hotel, and it all ends up a bit like Deliverance.
I can see another big Orb Weaver right now, hanging in a web strung across the front garden. And for arachnophobes, there is a monster sized house spider living under the bath, where he ran when I tried to catch him the other night (He because its the males who wander around the house).