[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

I live in Bar-en-Danwedh, as announced in my location. For a burglar alarm I'm using a string of tin cans tied to my right big toe. Oh, and I keep a loaded blunderbuss under my pillow. I should also mention that I've taken the precaution of coating the pages in a strychnine solution.

By the way, my set isn't worth a fraction of what was being asked for the collection I linked to. All the volumes are from quite late print runs, it's not signed and the jackets are discoloured (I think by tobacco smoke). I have only two copies of LotR, one of which is a cheaper hardback; I have been meaning to buy a copy of the 50th anniversary edition, though.